Why
did your brother go to night school?
Because he wanted to learn to read in the the dark.
Davids
Doctor,
Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Why
did the one handed chickin cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop.
Davids
What
do you get when you cross a frog with a chair?
A toadstool
Davids
So
the cats finally caught a mouse!
Make
sure you see the guest map at the bottom of the page!!!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogey in it.
by David Ormond.
10 points for David.
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